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Progress on Snowden Sack

We got 100 comments on the silly Snowden Sack… Which was a 100% failure. Or so I thought. I did some testing, and it turns out I’m probably going to be able to redeem the mylar Snowden Sack! Here were various tests:

  1. Put phone in all clad pot with lid: Didn’t ring.
  2. Put phone in Snowden sack. Rang. Tie to get a better seal: Rang.
  3. Put phone in all clad pot, covered with an el cheapo disposable aluminum pie plate. Rang.
  4. Wrapped phone in left over torn aluminum foil. Rang.

Things were looking bad. So, yesterday, when Jim left for New York, I went out and bought provisions which included heavy duty aluminum foil. Then Jim’s flight was cancelled, he came home, tests were delayed. Tests were resumed this morning.

  1. I wrapped the phone in 4 layers of aluminum and folded to create a seal: Phone did not ring.SnowdenSack
  2. I progressively unwrapped, testing with 3, 2, 1 layers, each time taking care edges were sealed. Phone did not ring.
  3. I retested doing a “bad” job by not folding over the edges to seal: Phone rang. Clearly, the sealing at the edges

I did a number of tests sealing “well” and “fairly badly”, and concluded that imperfections in sealing were a big issue. I know some of you guys already knew this. But anyway, as a practical matter, if I very carefully smooth the foil and press the edges to get very good smooth contact, that seems to be “good enough” for this phone. I don’t seem to actually need to fold the edges of the foil over on itself.

But if I just wrap the phone and don’t take pains to press the foil very, very firmly leaving even a tiny gap, the phone rings.

So, then looking at my Snowden bag, I thought… maybe it’s the seal? I then got the brilliant idea to fold over the edges on the Snowden sack:SnowdenSack. The phone did not ring. I retested a few times: The phone does not ring provided I am very, very careful to make sure the edges stay well folded over. If I don’t hold the fold over edges carefully to make sure they truly fold, it rings.

I’m not absolutely positive this is due to the “folding over”. There is a possibility that mylar is just boderline effective. But it at least appears the issue is not the mylar, which seems to attenuate sufficiently for this puny phone operating in my kitchen. But clearly the seaming at the edges is not insufficient because the bag never works if the side eges aren’t folded over. Knowing this permits me some ideas I can test out. After all, my design criteria are

  1. Pretty easy to sew.
  2. Use cheap lightweight left over material I already have at hand. (As opposed to ordering materials that may or may not work.)
  3. Easy to stuff phone into pouch.
  4. Attenuates sufficiently to interfere with communication with local tower.
  5. Fits phone.

For now, I’m going to go upstairs, cut some scraps and bind the edges with mylar backed fabric. (I had cannibalized and just used a think single strip of blue fabric laid over two pieces pressed together )

This thing is going to get very ugly before the final halfway decent design exists.

Sewing Interlude

Warning: Sewing content. Followed by open thread.

JimShirtAndPantsTom Fuller emailed with a climate related question asked what I’d been up to. I told him I had been diverted on a sewing interlude. I described items I had made for Jim. I told him I had just finished a white, blue, green red, purple and white checked shirt for Jim– but it wasn’t as bad as that sounded. Tom being a guy was very interested in this and wanted to know how various things I made for Jim looked.

To the right you can see the white, blue, green, red, and purple sweater along with a pair of rust/red corduroy trousers. The the left of that outfit, you will see a blue sweater I designed and knit and a pair of olive drab corduroy trousers.

His brothers have decreed the rust/red trousers “too wild” and “not a manly color”. In fact, they decree these Howard Wolowitz pants. Jim likes and wears the pants. I’ve consulted further and concluded that acceptable colors seem to include only the following: black, white, grey, and any color in standard issue military uniforms; they approve of the olive drab pants to the left.

GreyPantsTo prove Jim is wearing pants I made, I forced him to stand still and have his picture taken before he jumped in the car to drive to work. I finished these grey wool/poly trousers on Friday. I’d show the whole picture, but pointing the flash at the slacks left a dark shadow over Jim’s face. So, you’ll have to settle for the pants only.

It seems to be traditional to mention the pattern when reporting on sewing projects. The trousers were made from Vouge 2209 tracing the view without pleats between the size 28 and 30. Jim claims to have “porked out”; years ago I made these tracing between 26 and 28, so I figured going up a size would be fine. Knowing Jim will wear these out before he “porks out” to a size 30, I immediately modified the pattern to omit the provision for letting the pants out in the back. (This involves taping together the tissue pieces for the waistband in the back and trimming the extra seam allowance to the standard 5/8″.) While stitching up the corduroy pants I noticed pattern instructions use the “absolutely ridiculous stupid profanity inducing” method for constructing a back welt pocket and the “somewhat unnecessarily difficult” method of inserting a fly zipper way. I dug through other men’s pants pattern in my stash and modified the pattern to do let me insert the welt the “easy nearly fool proof way” and the zipper the “easier, just as good method”. I found these on a Kwik sew pants pattern and modified the construction method. Making the grey pants was easy. Fabric for all items above were purchased from Vogue Fabrics in Evanston as these materials were purchased back way back when and were in my “stash”. I highly recommend Vogue Fabrics for price, quality and selection– the quality of the fabrics above is “ohh. I love it”.

FlannelThe shirt is made using Burda 7054 view B but with collar A. While making it this, I discovered the placket construction method is the “stupid way of making a placket”.

I’m enjoying sewing and I’m planning 1 garment a week. Today, I purchased 100% cotton flannel to make two additional shirts. I hope Jim’s brother’s don’t decree either of these “Howard Wollowitz” fabrics!

For those, who like Kenneth, were wondering about the out of pocket costs of sewing: Using a 50% off coupon from JoAnn Fabrics, the fabric cost for each shirt is $9.98. Buttons will cost an additional $1, thread, about $1 depending and interfacing to stiffen the collar, cuffs and button placket about $1, but those are already in the stash. The burda men’s shirt pattern cost $6– but I’m reusing that so I guess it’s sort of free at this point. Sales and coupons are so constantly available at JoAnn that I don’t think anyone ever buys their fabric at full price. Frankly, with some exceptions I think one shouldn’t pay full price for fabrics from JoAnn, their fabric is an ok value at their sale prices. So, the out of pocket cost for a decent flannel short is going to be about $12. This fabric is on the lighter weight end of flannel and I would rate the quality “ok” rather than “to die for”. Both will make nice casual shirts to wear with jeans or casual slacks. They are certainly nicer than anything I’d find for $12. So, if you gauge the cost based on the out of pocket costs for materials, the shirts are a bargain.

The real cost is the time. If you enjoy sewing, you are an unusual size and have a difficult time finding clothes or like creating unique items, it’s worth it. Jim can easily spend 8 hours on a Saturday searching for a decent shirt or slacks in his size and find nothing remotely reasonable but jeans. I can make set of trousers or a shirt in that time. So, family-wise we’re just replacing shopping time with sewing time. But this wouldn’t be the case in many other families

Open thread!(Oh… and I just heard that UAH posted. Gotta go check that. And throw the flannel in the wash to preshrink!)

Steve McIntyre: Secret Knitter?

I was reading climate audit and clicked over to New Statesman.

First reaction: Cool! New Statesman understands Steve Mc. “matters”.

Second reaction: That’s sure as heck looks like a garter stitch scarf in a relatively fine gauge. Of course, I could be mistaken– but see the horizontal ridges every row? I zoomed. Looks like garter stitch.

I’m not going to explain why garter stitch scarves are nearly always hand knit. Nearly always. The reasons are highly technical and involve… geometry. So who knit that? Has Steve secretly taken up knitting? Does a family member knit?

Come clean Steve: Do you knit?!

P.S. Heavy blogging should resume Monday. 🙂

Happy New Year: Knitting Interlude.

DumasSweater_1
January Fourth:
First monday of the new year
is brutally cold.

 


 
I want to thank everyone for the holiday wishes. A few noticed I took a break from blogging: Yep! It’s difficult to keep track of all the arguments during the holidays. In addition to the normal round of festivities, I got a bad cold. So, I spent quite a bit of time sleeping, or sitting under an afghan knitting a sweater coat. You can see the almost finished 30″ long shawl over-sized, shawl collared sweater knit from 100% alpaca. (I need to buy five one inch buttons today.)
 
It turns out the Duma (whose name has change to reflect the fact that we discovered that despite having three colors is.. ehrmm… a neutered male) really, really, really likes this yarn. He wants to eat it, sleep on it, roll in it. Past testing has shown individual fiber preferences– or previous cat liked goat fibers; I guess this one is really into alpaca. (I have not tested Duma’s attraction to mohair, but he ignores acrylic and has shown no special attraction to wool.)
 
Needless to say, like all craft posts, this is an open thread! There will be a slight blogging delay because I have to write up the pattern – generator for this sweater and post at my neglected knitting blog.

Bleg: How to write Apps for Itouch?

Bleg: Can anyone point me to a reference explaining how to write applications for the Itouch? The reason I ask is a knitter contacted me and asked:

Subject: Your Cool Calculations

Have your (or are they available) thought about getting them set up as app download (for fee) for Apple Itouch like the great knitting gauge calculation app they have. I’d pay to download

As it happened, I hadn’t thought of it. . .

Anyway, if anyone has info on what’s involved in writing Apple Ipod Touch Apps, I figure I can commercialize this. It probably won’t make more than $1000 a year, but these things are fun.

Update

I’m going to post resources as I find them:

  1. ipodtouchfans “Collection of Open Source Apps and Sample Code” post.

Doily Haiku


Sixty one degrees!
That’s warm for February;
I’ll make a doily.
 

 

As some of you know, I previously complained about the cold and snow which motivated me to crochet some 6 ft or 7 ft long afghans.

The weather turned warm on Wednesday and all the snow has now melted. My lawn is a beautiful green. (With luck, our cold has been transferred DownUnder, sparing Nathan and Nick from the sweltering heat they experienced while we mid-westerners were shoveling heaps of nasty white stuff.)

Lucky for me I’d finished the afghan before the warm weather showed up. Jim requested a doily because he’d inherited his grandfather and grandmother’s sideboard, and the doily will look beautiful under the crystal decanter. Now seemed a good time to begin this project.

I bought thread on Saturday; the doily is about 1/2 done. Tonight I’ll be adding the pretty open work decorations that turn it into an honest to goodness doily instead of just a strip of bland crochet. Ironing will open up the holes; the finished item will look as pretty as any a lady from the 19th century could dream up.

(As seems traditional with crocheted doily patterns, the directions contain a mistake; this mistake occurred in row 13. I puzzled over this a bit, then concluded: Yes. It’s a mistake. Then, as is traditional for any person who crochets, I winged it. The main criteria are: Make the row look pretty. End up with 220 stitches at the end of row 14. Then, resume the rest of the directions.)

Here’s more on the Chicago Heat Wave, which is ending. I’m going to the Opera on Saturday; I predict I will see casually dressed opera goers. (That’s what I saw last time when we were expecting many inches of snow to fall during Madame Butterfly. )

P.S. If you had trouble logging in, it appears my web host changed servers. The blog was down briefly.

P.P.S Of course this is an open thread as are all Haiku posts.

Afghan Haikus.

 
 
 

A fresh coat of paint
lovely new hardwood flooring
Soon its own afghan.

 
 
 

Cuddly green afghan
draped on the leather sofa.
Pyewacket loves it.

Non-Climate Sunday Post

As some of you know, Jim has been remodeling on weekends. He’s been doing the entire upstairs working on weekends only. This is his new office, which is almost complete. While I was crocheting on the green afghan, he said he’d like a ripple afghan to use when he sits in his recliner and reads.

Naturally, I drove to Wallmart and bought more Red Heart yarn.

For those who asked if I use anything other than inexpensive acrylic: Absolutely! Very, very few of my projects use any sort of acrylic at all.

When I finish the blue ripple afghan, I will be crochet something using”Possum” yarn. What do you ask is “Possum” yarn? Why, naturally, it is yarn made from opossum fur! Mom bought it when she vacationed in New Zealand!

My brother’s in law have arrived. Football is now playing on tv. Time to crochet a few more rows.

As usual, haikus are open threads. Discuss whatever you like but be nice.

Afghans: The Cure for too much Football

About football games worth of progress.
Remember I previously showed slippers crocheted during football games?

Well, football continues. In self defense, I bought 6 skeins of Coats and Clarks Red Heart, armed my self with a crochet hook and started an afghan. I got a bit of a head start yesterday, and then continued working on the afghan today.

Some time between stripe 4 and 5, The Bears lost. Now, some other team is playing. I figure I’ll have two more stripes done by the time that game is over. So… when will I finish? Well, there will be the Rose Bowl, the Orange Bowl, the ….. Bowl.

This should be finished long before the tropical tropospheric hot spot is found. 🙂

Afghan Details

I suspect few of you want details, but as long as I am showing this, I’ll give some.

The pattern. I followed a pattern for the “Rainbow Afghan” in “Ripple Afghans to Crochet” by Leisure Arts shown to the right. If you are wondering: No. The designer did not suggest green-green-green. I substituted colors.

Also, in case you are wondering if this particular leaflet is worth an asking price of $6 at Amazon.com? No. I bought the booklet for $3.50 at Wallmart yesterday. It’s a nice little book which I would recommend to an advanced beginner — but it’s hardly unique. You can find similar free patterns on line. (However, the Leisure Arts books rarely have typos, and so are worth the relatively modest price.)

If you feel compelled to buy a book from Amazon, the book linked to the left has many more patterns to chose from.

The Yarn I am using Coats and Clarks Red Heart Super Saver, which is both loved and hated by crafters all over the US. This yarn is 100% acrylic, inexpensive, machine washable and comes in a zillion colors. It is practically indestructible; this makes the yarn great for slippers or for afghans that end up in college dorms. (In my case, it makes it great for afghans the cats shed on.) The Walmart price of $2.00 per 7 ounce skein (solid colors), I can easily make a huge afghan for less than $16.00.

Why do some hate this yarn?

A large number of knitters and crocheters love luxury. Some think it’s not worth devoting 10 hours adding value to a less expensive, not-luxury yarn. Take my word for it, this is not a luxury yarn! 🙂

Can you get this yarn at online? Sure. That said, I’ve looked online but have not found a more economical source than Walmart. Can you make this afghan from other yarns. Absolutely. Superwash wool would cost a little more, but would be lovely!