{"id":21412,"date":"2012-12-21T09:34:09","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T15:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/?p=21412"},"modified":"2012-12-21T09:34:09","modified_gmt":"2012-12-21T15:34:09","slug":"blizzard-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/2012\/blizzard-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Blizzard Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center>Blizzard socks midwest,<br \/>\nThe wall street journal reports.<br \/>\nLook at my backyard!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Snow.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Snow-500x375.jpg\" alt=\"Snow\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-21413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Snow-500x375.jpg 500w, https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Snow-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Snow-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Jim came home an hour early yesterday. The reason? Argonne told employees to leave because they were <i>anticipating<\/i> a huge blizzard. It was raining at that point&#8211; and the temperature was just on the bubble for snow. But snow had not yet fallen. <\/p>\n<p>It has been <i>very windy<\/i> out. We had rain and &#8220;wintry mix&#8221; all evening. (I hate &#8220;wintry mix&#8221;). The record long period of &#8216;no snow&#8217; in Chicago has ended (I assume. I&#8217;m in the suburbs.)  But we haven&#8217;t gotten the feet of snow I read about in Madison, Dubuque, etc.  I&#8217;ll update the photo if any accumulates today.<\/p>\n<p>Jim&#8217;s theory is we aren&#8217;t getting snow because we inherited a snow blower. I suspect that effect won&#8217;t last through March.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blizzard socks midwest, The wall street journal reports. Look at my backyard! &nbsp; Jim came home an hour early yesterday. The reason? Argonne told employees to leave because they were anticipating a huge blizzard. It was raining at that point&#8211; and the temperature was just on the bubble for snow. But snow had not yet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/2012\/blizzard-haiku\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Blizzard Haiku<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rankexploits.com\/musings\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}